The Snarky Writer

 In August 2011 I'd kind of started seeing a friend. We'd gone out on a couple of dates a year earlier but I wasn't interested i...

I’m in the 1% of the American population! Never thought this day would come. Sadly, not that 1%. The 1% with celiac disease. Way less fun. T...

You know how everyone says kids are the greatest thing that ever happened to them, and then when you have a kid and it’s fucking hard they a...

Unpopular opinion: I love men in flip flops. When we get that first stretch of warm, sunny days in the springtime, along with the Padres cap...